THIS IS WHAT A TWO YEAR OLD LOOKS LIKE AFTER A HUGE FIT

We went to Barnes and Noble. Kaidence calls it "Boble." We were there an hour and a half (I'm not kidding!). I told her that when the bell goes off we have to leave. In about five minutes I said "Ding" and then "The bell went off. Time to go." She ran under the Thomas the Train table. Naturally I couldn't get under the table so I grab her legs and pull her out. She takes off her shoes and throw them. I pick them up, smile at people staring at us, and then pick her up. She is screaming at the top of her lungs and slinging her legs kicking me up and down my body. Snot is running out of her nose and touching the top of her lip. I stop to wipe the snot off her face and she gets away from me. I catch her and we begin the process all over again. During the entire ordeal I just smile at people. I think I'll write Barnes and Noble and ask them to move the Thomas the Train set to the front of the store. It is at the very back.

Now, this continues until we reach the car. I open the car door and she tries to run off. I finally, after quite a time, get her buckled in. By the time we got out of the parking lot, she was sound asleep!