Checklist is Complete

hat --- check
hat for daughter in law just in case she "forgets" to buy one --- check
additional alternate bling for hat --- check
tickets --- check
outfit --- check
couple of dollars --- check
directions to Kentucky --- check

And, last but not least. I read that it is very common for entertainment reporters to stop and ask "What are you wearing?" I am prepared. How about "Tar-jay and Ko-lay." (Target and Kohl's)